September 27, 2008

That's what she said

I can swallow it now.

I have drank beer. Decent amounts of it too. It's awesome. It's not really awesome, it kind of tastes like the bottoms of shoes, but it serves its purpose I guess.

Acer rubrum, Sapindaceae... that means red maple. I can identify 16 tree species like that now. Not even counting the dirt they grow in. I tell and laugh at forestry jokes, like... Pinus strobus (white pine) (sounds like penis strokus) and has a white milky substance which comes out of the terminal buds when it matures. Also, you can't have a 2nd growth stand without it... Yeah, they keep on coming...

All of my forestry friemds know now that my nickname back home is lumberjackie, because I let things slip when I've had a few, and they love it. I'm now known as such it both penninsulas of this great state!

Lastly, I am dedicating this entry to flannel underwear. I am now the proud owner of flannel underwear, which is fitting, considering my nickname and habits of log-rolling everywhere I go and eating with an axe and only an axe... yeah. If you are considering such an investment, I would highly suggest it. Not only do they keep your netherregions warm warm, but they also are higly attrative and a great way to pick up members of the opposite sex, as long as they were into the whole flannel scene. Comfort, style, and way way sexy... who could ask for anything more?

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