July 18, 2010

Beauty & the Beast

Brad, Claire, and myself spent some time compiling this list comparing our group of friends with the characters in Disney's Beauty and the Beast. Its almost eerie how perfect everyone fits their part...

Clocksworth: Claire
Armoire/Belle: Jaclyn
Chip: Julie
Maurice (Belle's father): Brad
Human Prince: Dave
Lafoo: Adam
Gaston: Jon
Lumierre: Zac
Feather Duster: Suzy
Mrs. Potts: Meghan
the Beast: Eric

Name Lists

Girl Names           Boy Names
Miette                                   Jack
Paikea                                   Ichabod
Charlotte                               Aiden                       
Laika                                     Liam
Bianca                                   Rhett
                                            Ambrose

Samara                                 Tesla
Calypso                                 Pepe Sylvia
Perdita                                 Erlienmeyer
Nakoma                                Zanatos
Calliope                                Ahab
Cetacea                                            Bruce
                                            Kal-el
                                            Be-bop
                                            Rock-Steady
                                            Ishmael
                                            Lord Periwinkle or Lord Perry Winkle
                                            Chinook

March 29, 2010

Love Love is going to lead you by the hand

Ways to Tell if Someone is Worth a Damn
 
                                                                              By Bradley Jones

#1 They smell bad

    Breath, hair, anything (party situation, not just hiked 10 miles) they omit a displeasing odor of any kind. Artificial, real, whatever. Breath counts too (drinking is an exception to the breath rule, liquor just smells bad).

#2 They don’t know comics
    Not that they’re not into them, that they have no clue. Have never held one. Know nothing about them. “Batman is with X-men right?”. No good.

#3 They talk more than they listen
    A guy who rambles on about uninteresting shit. It has to be obvious, like only talks about themselves kind of thing, but pretty much just dis-interesting. If that’s how the guy normally talks, he’ll always talk like that. You’ll be able to pick up on that pretty quickly.

#4 Buzzwords
    You have to pay attention to the words he’s saying. Can be a good or bad words. Like... so your talking to a guy and he's just lame but then wait... did he just say "Doctor Who" or just in general something that's interesting to you? Or if he brings up how awesome dog fighting is; definitely a negative buzzword there. If you don’t hear any, you’re in trouble. [refer to #3]

#5 His friends
    Are his friends fitting the bad things on the list? This is a great way to tell who he is; just based on the shittyness of the people who he hangs out with. A more sidewinder way that will tell you if he himself is a total douche.

#6 Is he sympathetic?
    Chances are if he hates animals he's out. If he hates homeless, out. If he just doesn't understand the bad things in the world or doesn't care about them, he's done. Toast.

#7 His everything in general
    His clothing, his stance, his hair, etc… a quick first impression. His smile, eyes, aura… this happens instantly when you meet someone.  Your first opinion is always right.

#8 The shit he owns
    You can tell a lot about someone just based on materialistic factors; what cell phone do they have? Do they have a necklace on?  Earrings perhaps? Are his possessions things you yourself would have? You can better judge someone by the things they own. Ex: If he has naked Budweiser babe posters , beer cans all over, or just shit that's not at all desirable; its bad news.

#9 Guys who get drunk off only beer
    Just beer always beer… it has to be obvious though. Preferring beer is one thing, always smelling it on their breath, or clothes, or car… totally unacceptable.

#10 General demeanor
    Does he tip the waitress, will he get a drink for you? Just niceness, he doesn't have to open doors and shit but he needs to be able to walk you home, even if its in the complete other direction. It can be simpler; someone needing to go on a beer run, someone who needs to take the drunk friend home.  The guy who's aware of what's going on, normal generic dude; he sticks out as non-normal acting dude, bad news. High strung guys, depressed guys, nervous guys, in general not calm when you meet them; BAD NEWS.

If they have none of these characteristics, the congratulations, they’re worth a damn.

                 “Consider my knowledge dropped”

March 27, 2010

Give me the hand of Osiris / Give me head!

 (this was constructed as a joke, but is a list in one of my many notebooks just the same)
 
These are hypothetical themes for giant murals of the puppy I'm going to get in a year and I to put in every room in my future residence.

Puppy Photoshoot

Underwater Theme
  • facemasks and snorkels
  • bathing suit (me)
  • kiddie pool
Cowboy/Western Theme
  • matching cowboy hats
  • cactus/desert background
  • western shirt (me)
  • matching western scarves
Gangsta Theme
  • sideways hats
  • chains
  • tall-tee
Baseball (Tigers) Theme
  • D hats
  • puppy = ball in mouth
  • me = Tiger's shirt + jeans + bat
Bowie Theme
  • Aladdin Sane face  
 

March 26, 2010

I will give you so much money to not shoot your dad.

2009 Potential Broomball Team Names
  • Acidwash & Velvet
  • Molten Troll
  • Deforestruction
  • the Grand Flannally
  • Doom and Broom
  • Chooch Monkeys
  • Guntharettes

March 25, 2010

SCUBA. It sounds funny. SCUBA.

Cake Requests

Brad - Mordor (with working volcano)
Brandon - Endor (with Ewoks)
Claire/Dragon marathon - Dragon
Adam - Nike
Dave - Han Solo in carbonite
Muppet Marathon - Miss Piggy
Paul - ninja turtles - Donatello
Caleb - Pina Coladia werewolf 
 
 

March 24, 2010

I am Tony Danza to your spunky Alyssa Milano.

Disney Princes + Princesses

Bambi + Faline

Prince Eric + Ariel

Prince Phillip + Aroura

the Beast + Belle

Simba + Nala

Prince Charming + Cinderella

The Prince + Snow White

Aladdin + Jasmine

Pocahontas

Tiger Lily


Rude and not ginger.

Phonetic Alphabet (navy 1954)

Alpha
Bravo
Charlie
Delta
Echo
Foxtrot
Golf
Hotel
India
Juliette
Kilo
Lima
Mike
November
Oscar
Papa
Quebec
Romeo
Sierra
Tango
Uniform
Victor
Whiskey
X-ray
Yankee
Zulu